"I'm fem-presenting!" "My presentation is masculine!" "I present androginously!" well I forgot there was a presentation today and it's too late to put anything together
D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest
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on the subject of body positivity, you don't HAVE to like your body in the traditional sense. body positivity isn't limited to just "beauty" or "attractiveness". you can like your body because you think it looks funny. that's what I do
Girls with deep voices. Girls with lots of vocal fry. Girls with rich velvety voices. Girls with husky masc voices.
This implicitly includes trans girls btw
"gale eats all of my magic items i hate him"
give him useless shit. theres so many junky magic items that dont do anything even remotely useful. feed him komira's locket. give him the ring of color spray. i call these "gale snacks"
you're opting to feed the man a gourmet dinner when he's perfectly content with lunchables. thats on you

















